Random Thoughts

[audie]

...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents? I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap.

i have found in my experience that a pop in the mouth works very well ;-)

I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!

kick him in the omb's

A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.

I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........

do you know my parents?

Do people still act crazy during a full moon if there are clouds over the moon, or is it like the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where direct moonlight is the cause?

i think people are just crazy in general....

 

[Smiling JOe]

When you see L'il Pea #4 next week, SJ, ask him if Sun Light liquid in green apple is tasty. ;-)

 

[Smiling JOe]

Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"

 

[Jdarg]

Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"

Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?

 

[DD]

Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?

:funn:

 

[InletBchDweller]

spicY noodle cannoloni is great!!!!

 

[audie]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....

backaches suck !

 

[Beachbummette]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me.
backaches suck !

i have a cure for that audie!

why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!

 

[Sheila]

i have a cure for that audie!

why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!

Or Barney?

 

[Sheila]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....

backaches suck !

I'll get FBB to commiserate with you tomorrow.