Random Thoughts

[Rita]

You just can't get much sexier than this.

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..But unfortunately they said it had to be a Cowboys Cap or a hair net. :roll:
I'm not liking the fact that I have to spend money on their hats when I don't like the Cowboys!

SWGB - Find me a funny "cap" and I might be a rebel and wear it just to see what they say.

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[Matt J]

Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

 

[Rita]

Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

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:funn:

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[Matt J]

I couldn't find any merchandise, but I'm sure you could have something made. Maybe one of the wenches could knit you a "Cowboys Suck" Afghan. :funn:

 

[Rita]

I couldn't find any merchandise, but I'm sure you could have something made. Maybe one of the wenches could knit you a "Cowboys Suck" Afghan. :funn:

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I wouldn't dream of having them waste their time and talent on the like! :shock:

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[aggieb]

OMG.(just stopping by to vent) i need a drink.

 

[NoHall]

Gentle reminder:

Register your phone number at donotcall.gov

 

[DD]

Gentle reminder:

Register your phone number at donotcall.gov

Thanks. I've done this in the past, but does it expire? Do you have to re-register from time to time? Seems I'm getting more calls lately. And then there's the charities that drive me nuckin' futz wanting my old clothes.

 

[NoHall]

Thanks. I've done this in the past, but does it expire? Do you have to re-register from time to time? Seems I'm getting more calls lately. And then there's the charities that drive me nuckin' futz wanting my old clothes.

I have no official information on this, but remember hearing 3rd-hand a long time ago that it's good for a year.

 

[DD]

I have no official information on this, but remember hearing 3rd-hand a long time ago that it's good for a year.

I thought I remembered 5 years, but what do I know? I don't know...that's why I asked you.