Jdarg
SoWal Expert
Really?
But isn't that preferable to dishonest?
Really?
But isn't that preferable to dishonest?

(Bystanders reported that the police caught the truck and dragged the perp out onto the street. I hope it wasn't for anything serious, like cutting the tags off his pillows.)NoFunn is not enjoying it lately, either. Last night I got my ceiling fan to stop humming its communication with me by tightening a loose screw on the light globe. At one a.m. the globe couldn't take the pressure--it cracked and committed suicide on my hardwood floor. Apparently Mercury was telling me that it was time to vacuum.
If the replacement doesn't already have it, put a rubber band around the top. The rubber band will cushion the screws against the glass. ;-)
The replacement was too big, so I took one off one of my other fans to get an exact size--it had the rubber band. (You so smart!) I'll make sure the next replacement has one.
The ones that come on broccoli work great. ;-)
(Yes, I've actually tried it...once.)Ewwwww...I don't like to eat the little shrubbery!(Yes, I've actually tried it...once.)
So how are you going to get my kitchen fan balanced? It has a shimmy/wobble.