The Washcloth

[Landlocked]

Advise for the men:

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22 wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitation. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched he go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there a moment and then turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside and all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy you passed out little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[RiverOtter]

Advise for the men:

Bwaaahahahahahahahah ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Philip_Atlanta]

Advise for the men:

And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Very Good!!!!

 

[Mike B.]

This community never ceases to amaze me... :laughing1

 

[DBOldford]

KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!

 

[Smiling JOe]

KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!

Sign up with SPF 7 Comedy group.

 

[kathydwells]

KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!

Hey, Donna you know I always felt like I missed my calling. That would be so much fun, however I doubt if it would pay as good as my "day" job. Anyway, I can't take credit for all the funnies here, I get them sent to me by friends and family. Just passing them along, for the laughs!!!! I am glad you think they are funny!!!!!

 

[Smiling JOe]

Hey, Donna you know I always felt like I missed my calling. That would be so much fun, however I doubt if it would pay as good as my "day" job. Anyway, I can't take credit for all the funnies here, I get them sent to me by friends and family. Just passing them along, for the laughs!!!! I am glad you think they are funny!!!!!

I will buy your drinks, if you will do the comedy.

 

[kathydwells]

I will buy your drinks, if you will do the comedy.

ALRIGHT!!!! DRINKS.....I am there SJ, now which one of you nice LOCALS are gonna put me up in your LOCAL beach houses, for say...oh, I don't know, about a month??? Yeah, that's the ticket....a month at the beach, doing comedy for all my SoWal buddies. I gotta figure out a way to get out of this cubicle and do that!!!

 

[Mike B.]

Amen to escaping the cubicle! I'm stuck in mine for another 53 minutes...