test your age and life expectancy

[Mermaid]

Where does it say what your "real" age is? I'm supposed to last til I'm 102 years old. I guess we'd better beef up the 401K.

 

[GIjo]

HOLY COW!!!!! I am barely old enough to drink!!!!!

AND........... It looks like I am going to be a Cranky OLD LADY!!!!!!!

BOth werE Funn TESTS!!!!:rofl:

 

[Paula]

I like this assessment. Says my real age is 40 and I'll live until 91. There is another assessment I've taken (http://www.realage.com) and it has my real age as 46.5 (I like Allifunn's assessment better) and another assessment (http://www.livingto100.com) has my lifespan at about 95. Mostly, I'm trying to get myself to focus on every day and enjoy each day, day by day, in the moment. I sometimes forget to do this!

 

[Allifunn]

Mostly, I'm trying to get myself to focus on every day and enjoy each day, day by day, in the moment. I sometimes forget to do this!

Your tar looks YUMMY!

 

[audie]

age 36.7 life 79.3

 

[NoHall]

So deceptive because we could die today. My "real age" was calculated to be 30% less than my actual age, and it state that my life expectancy was 86.2, but as I said, I could die today. If we think that we will live to be 80 years old, we never really live.

Ha! I went to the dentist a while back, and I didn't floss that morning because I was heading to the dentist. (That's what I pay them for.) I was cranky and this crazy new hygenist is lecturing me while I'm stuck there with her fists in my mouth. She asked me if I flossed that day, and I wasn't in the mood to explain myself so I just said no.

She had this hissy fit about bacteria building up on my teeth and told me that I just took 5 years off my life. I removed her hands from my mouth and asked, "When, exactly, am I going to die?"

"I don't know that!"

"Then how are you going to take 5 years off that? I could be hit by a truck on the way home, and I will have wasted immeasuable hours of my life flossing my teeth. Please shut up and finish cleaning them so I'll look good for my funeral."

On the bright side, every time I run off by myself and my mother has a panic attack, I assure her that I will not be killed in a fiery car crash or murdered by a maniac. I will die from not flossing every day.

(The irony here is that I actually do floss regularly. I don't like dirty teeth.)

Where does it say what your "real" age is? I'm supposed to last til I'm 102 years old. I guess we'd better beef up the 401K.

That's on Allifunn's quiz, over on the left (I think!)

 

[Ocean Lover]

Let's just say I am way past mid life and I haven't had a crisis yet.

 

[Cheering472]

According to this I'm 31.2 and will live to be in my 90's. Someone needs to break this to my kids. I was planning on leaving everything to them and I won't have anything left after that many years. Plastic surgery isn't cheap.

P.S. Nohall, only floss the teeth you want to keep. You are also allowed to bite anyone having a hissy fit in your mouth.

 

[NoHall]

According to this I'm 31.2 and will live to be in my 90's. Someone needs to break this to my kids. I was planning on leaving everything to them and I won't have anything left after that many years. Plastic surgery isn't cheap.

P.S. Nohall, only floss the teeth you want to keep. You are also allowed to bite anyone having a hissy fit in your mouth.

 

[kathydwells]

...my first thought...dd and I are so screwed.

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