AugustInTransit
Beach Lover
A chick I know just posted these on Myspace and my first thought after reading them is "OMG SOWAL-tastic!" Yes, SoWaltastic is now an applicable term for me.
."Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
.Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
.Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
.Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
.Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters to "mother-in-law" they come out to "Woman Hitler?"
.What happens if you put "This side up" face down while popping popcorn?
.Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit while standing in a doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out too, therefore, NOT blocking an exit?
.Why do people say "You can't have your cake and eat it too?" Why would you even get cake if you couldn't eat it?
.Why do they call the small candy bars "fun sizes?" Woudn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
.If you mated a bull dog and a ****zu, would it be called a bull****?
.Why do toasters always have a setting that would burn the toast to a horrible crisp that no human being would eat?
.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a whole in a boat?
."Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
.Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
.Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
.Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
.Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters to "mother-in-law" they come out to "Woman Hitler?"
.What happens if you put "This side up" face down while popping popcorn?
.Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit while standing in a doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out too, therefore, NOT blocking an exit?
.Why do people say "You can't have your cake and eat it too?" Why would you even get cake if you couldn't eat it?
.Why do they call the small candy bars "fun sizes?" Woudn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
.If you mated a bull dog and a ****zu, would it be called a bull****?
.Why do toasters always have a setting that would burn the toast to a horrible crisp that no human being would eat?
.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a whole in a boat?
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