I made sure never to eat mudpies unless I was dressed in my Sunday best
I cut my own hair asymmetrically BEFORE it was in style
I slept on ironed sheets and wore starched underwear
Had the ring around the collar commercial memorized
It was shake-n-bake and I helped(spelled it hailpt for the longest time)
My grandma still asks- Wheres the beef?
My next door neighbors were Mr. Bill & slugworth
Was arrested for squeezing the charmin
When the word dysfunctional family began to be talked about- I thought it was a new band
Has anyone seen the marlboro man...

I saw Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (the movie) on tv the other day. so bad its good.
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Hope I dont ruin it!!
that was kinda a jack handey deep thought moment.
Of course, I can't guarantee what kind of new words he'll learn.