NoHall
hmmmm......can't remember
Who did you unite them with?
UNIBOOB! (Does that mean you only got smashed once?)
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Random Thoughts
- Thread starter Kurt
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UNIBOOB! (Does that mean you only got smashed once?)
Beach Runner
beats on hood
Yeah, I'd like to get some guy to agree to having his OMB smashed like that. Men must be the ones who invent these torture devices because if they had to endure this, they'd think of an alternative.
The technician always says, "Don't move." I feel like saying, "May I scream?" And they always say, "Now just relax." How in the he*l can you relax under the physical and mental torture of that process?
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Ocean Lover
bean
Yeah, I'd like to get some guy to agree to having his OMB smashed like that. Men must be the ones who invent these torture devices because if they had to endure this, they'd think of an alternative.
The technician always says, "Don't move." I feel like saying, "May I scream?" And they always say, "Now just relax." How in the he*l can you relax under the physical and mental torture of that process?
I had my first one last year. OWWWWWeeeee. Not funn at all.
iwishiwasthere
Beach Fanatic
Yep, it gives new meaning to beig run over by a car.
Three years ago I had to do four in one day as they were not sure what was there. By the fourth one, I was ready to go topless.:roll:
Miss Kitty
Meow
The machine used on me today was a new one and was actually not bad at all. 
Well, except she kept having to undo the smash (like 3 times) at first to find the connection. 
Well, except she kept having to undo the smash (like 3 times) at first to find the connection.
Miss Kitty
Meow
A Burglary offense has been reported in the 6500 block of Pemberton.***
The resident was not home and did not have alarm activated. The offense
occurred around 11p.m. (Thursday) The burglar kicked front door, removed
jewelry, laptop and other items. Although the "M.O." is slightly different it is
being called a cat burglary.
There was a flyover earlier last evening near Orchid but no offense.
USE YOUR ALARM AT ALL TIMES.
LOCK ALL DOORS SECURELY.
STAY VIGILANT.
INFORM NEIGHBORS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE AWAY AND
ASK THEM TO PICK UP FLYERS, ETC.
REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY. CALL 911 AND THEN OUR OFFICER.
***The police are looking for 3 suspect vehicles regarding The resident was not home and did not have alarm activated. The offense
occurred around 11p.m. (Thursday) The burglar kicked front door, removed
jewelry, laptop and other items. Although the "M.O." is slightly different it is
being called a cat burglary.
There was a flyover earlier last evening near Orchid but no offense.
USE YOUR ALARM AT ALL TIMES.
LOCK ALL DOORS SECURELY.
STAY VIGILANT.
INFORM NEIGHBORS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE AWAY AND
ASK THEM TO PICK UP FLYERS, ETC.
REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY. CALL 911 AND THEN OUR OFFICER.
the breakin on Pemberton: 1)red Pontiac Grand Prix 4dr, 2)white
Cadillac possible SRX or STS, clean new car, 4dr, and 3)white
Ford, possibly a Contour 4 dr, right front fender is off-colored
like primer gray and missing right front hub cap
:shock: ...in my hood. I swear it was not me. This had been happening alot to the north of us and even with our 24 hour patrol, it looks like these criminals are on the prowl. :angry:
Beach Runner
beats on hood
Be careful, Kitty!
Well, you all know why I keep a gun (in a locked box) next to my bed.
There had been a couple of dozen robberies in town, and I knew most of the victims -- our kids were of similar ages, and we were of similar socio-economic levels. D was in Tokyo, and BJ and I were home alone. Normally we would have been at Mom's in Atlanta on Friday night because I was scared. But I was too tired to drive to ATL after a hard week at work and decided to go to bed early and drive to ATL the next day. I suppose because the lights were off early and D's car was gone, the burglars assumed no one was home. They cut the phone lines, broke down the back door, and entered the house. The burglar alarm going off woke me up. I figured that it was a malfunction and went to the control panel in the bedroom to reset it. It wouldn't reset. So I went to the phone and called 911. The phone line was dead. The burglars had cut the phone line to keep it from calling the monitoring station. I woke up BJ, and down the stairs we ran. I mean, there were burglars in our house, but we couldn't jump off the second floor gallery to escape them. So we just ran like crazy to the garage to get to the car and escape (on foot would be too slow -- we have acreage). BJ noticed that the double-doors to the living room had been broken down. I thought, I'm not letting my poodles escape, so I went back inside, grabbed the poodles, and put them in the car with BJ, and drove away. Thankfully our neighbors across the road were throwing a 16th birthday party for their daughter, so seeing the activity over there, I drove over there screaming for help. Our neighbor and a friend called the police and secured our house until the police arrived (at least 15 minutes and we only live 2 miles from the police department headquarters). The police searched the house for the burglars, and we determined that despite some items being in disarray, nothing was stolen. The scary part is that on several of their break-ins, one of the males raped the female occupant, and he will be in jail for a while. The female burglar spent a couple of years in jail and is out now, which really scares me.
Anyhow, like I've said before, I keep the alarm on even in the daytime, I sleep with a cell phone and a gun in a lock box by my bed because by the time the police get there, you'd be dead if someone broke in and had no qualms about harming you.
Well, you all know why I keep a gun (in a locked box) next to my bed.
There had been a couple of dozen robberies in town, and I knew most of the victims -- our kids were of similar ages, and we were of similar socio-economic levels. D was in Tokyo, and BJ and I were home alone. Normally we would have been at Mom's in Atlanta on Friday night because I was scared. But I was too tired to drive to ATL after a hard week at work and decided to go to bed early and drive to ATL the next day. I suppose because the lights were off early and D's car was gone, the burglars assumed no one was home. They cut the phone lines, broke down the back door, and entered the house. The burglar alarm going off woke me up. I figured that it was a malfunction and went to the control panel in the bedroom to reset it. It wouldn't reset. So I went to the phone and called 911. The phone line was dead. The burglars had cut the phone line to keep it from calling the monitoring station. I woke up BJ, and down the stairs we ran. I mean, there were burglars in our house, but we couldn't jump off the second floor gallery to escape them. So we just ran like crazy to the garage to get to the car and escape (on foot would be too slow -- we have acreage). BJ noticed that the double-doors to the living room had been broken down. I thought, I'm not letting my poodles escape, so I went back inside, grabbed the poodles, and put them in the car with BJ, and drove away. Thankfully our neighbors across the road were throwing a 16th birthday party for their daughter, so seeing the activity over there, I drove over there screaming for help. Our neighbor and a friend called the police and secured our house until the police arrived (at least 15 minutes and we only live 2 miles from the police department headquarters). The police searched the house for the burglars, and we determined that despite some items being in disarray, nothing was stolen. The scary part is that on several of their break-ins, one of the males raped the female occupant, and he will be in jail for a while. The female burglar spent a couple of years in jail and is out now, which really scares me.
Anyhow, like I've said before, I keep the alarm on even in the daytime, I sleep with a cell phone and a gun in a lock box by my bed because by the time the police get there, you'd be dead if someone broke in and had no qualms about harming you.