I'm Hungria

[Teresa]

becoming pretty standard today in america for politicians. it's our great education system. and leadership roles in politics are no longer held by people who can think, speak or make decisions. enter palin et al.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I'm not hungria anymore. I fooded too much eatings.

 

[Bob]

“It defies belief that the president would allow the ban on Iranian oil exports to be lifted. And also stand by while Russia blackmails an entire continent, all the while keeping the place of the band on America.”......“We don’t have the same as difficult decision that this White House is managing the decline and putting us in tough decisions for the future.”........prepare the laser!!!!

 

[Bob]

House Republicans in chaos as favorite McCarthy quits Speaker race gone with the wind

 

[Jimmy T]

"McCarthy said he was dropping out of the race because he did not think he could unify a splintered caucus, Republicans said. "We were stunned," Representative Tim Helskamp said."

That's hilarious. Maybe he'll quit and herd cats for a living.