Fabrication of the Day

[Leader of the Banned]

During an electrical storm, the sound commonly referred to as "thunder" is the result of two large cumulonimbus clouds bumping together. The loudness of the sound is proportional to the square root of the sum of the squares of the volume of each cloud divided by the barometric pressure.

 

[Lake View Too]

Well, that's a relief. My folks told me it was the gods bowling.

 

[Will B]

Nice! I'm gonna use that one!

 

[Matt J]

I call BS.

 

[Bob]

During an electrical storm, the sound commonly referred to as "thunder" is the result of two large cumulonimbus clouds bumping together. The loudness of the sound is proportional to the square root of the sum of the squares of the volume of each cloud divided by the barometric pressure.

good to know..i thought it was slim pickens farting while riding a bunkerbuster

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Fabrications. The more you know, that just ain't so.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Well, that's a relief. My folks told me it was the gods bowling.

It's common knowledge that the gods don't bowl. They do however like to shoot pool and play video games.

 

[Bob]

today's false equivalency Repub email spam....this was dumped in my email by a very conservative friend..it's most likely been out there awhile....
the Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department
of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the
greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46
million people.

Meanwhile,
the National Park Service, administered by the U.S.
Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed
the Animals. Their stated reason for the policy is because
“The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will
not learn to take care of themselves.”
Thus ends today’s lesson in irony…

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Researchers at John's Hopkins are in the final stages of development of a hiccups vaccine. Although it is often not taken seriously, the effects of chronic hiccups can be devastating, interfereing with work, play and social interaction. Some of the drawbacks of the earlier trials seem to have been overcome. It had been suggested that administration of the vaccine in toddlers could result in the development of tourette syndrome. Said one vaccine recipient "That's a bunch of mother*** bull***. What kind of c***ing whore would say such a thing. A$$, c###, b%^%$, .

 

[Barack Obama]

40% of republicans think I be a muslim.