Couldn't Resist This One - Tuesday Funny

[kathydwells]

MOTHER SUPERIOR CALLS ALL THE NUNS TOGETHER AND SAYS TO THEM,
"I MUST TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING....WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT."


"PRAISE THE LORD," SAYS A BLONDE NUN AT THE BACK. "I'M SO TIRED OF CHARDONNAY."

 

[RiverOtter]

MOTHER SUPERIOR CALLS ALL THE NUNS TOGETHER AND SAYS TO THEM,
"I MUST TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING....WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT."


"PRAISE THE LORD," SAYS A BLONDE NUN AT THE BACK. "I'M SO TIRED OF CHARDONNAY."

She probably got it from a tractor seat :laughing1

 

[Teresa]

Tractor seat! I'm laughing out loud right now. I adore sick people...

 

[RiverOtter]

Tractor seat! I'm laughing out loud right now. I adore sick people...

What?

 

[sarawind]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket.

During the service, following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

 

[Camp Creek Kid]

What?

She probably means that your thought process is "sick." :laughing1

 

[Teresa]

uh, yeah, the tractor seat visual made me have to go change my depends. Sorry, that happens often.

 

[GraytonBound]

She probably means that your thought process is "sick." :laughing1

She's met him, she knows he's sick

 

[GraytonBound]

uh, yeah, the tractor seat visual made me have to go change my depends. Sorry, that happens often.

Tootsie is a riot !

 

[RiverOtter]

She's met him, she knows he's sick

What?