A Funny For Thursday Morning

[kathydwells]

I had to share this...it was too funny. :wink:

Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Drop your pants!" He did.

The old grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said in unison, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"

The ornery old grandmas, laughing and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday."

 

[Sheila]

I had to share this...it was too funny. :wink:

Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Drop your pants!" He did.

The old grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said in unison, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"

The ornery old grandmas, laughing and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday."

Thanks! This was my first official laugh of the day!:rofl: What a hoot!

 

[GraytonBound]

And to think we will be there someday

 

[seagrovelover]

That was a good one!!!!!!!

 

[Sheila]

And to think we will be there someday

Hey, I am more than halfway there now! I just sat down at the desk and took me about a minute and a half to remember why

That's OK. I'm going to enjoy being a forgetful, eccentric GrandGodess.:clap_1:

Know any more Kathy?

 

[kathydwells]

Hey, I am more than halfway there now! I just sat down at the desk and took me about a minute and a half to remember why

That's OK. I'm going to enjoy being a forgetful, eccentric GrandGodess.:clap_1:

Know any more Kathy?

I am halfway there myself....I hope I am that ornery when I get there, I probably will be. I will have to check my stash, I might have some more good ones to share!!!

 

[Sheila]

I am halfway there myself....I hope I am that ornery when I get there, I probably will be. I will have to check my stash, I might have some more good ones to share!!!

I have tons. Just none I can post here. Once they are "cleaned up" something is lost in the translation.