The end result of high taxation

[Bob]

A third of cash is owned by 5 U.S. companies
OP FIVE CASH HOARDERS PILE UP OVERSEAS*

Company, 2014 % cash offshore, 2015 % cash offshore

Apple, 88%, 93%

Microsoft, 91%, 94%

Cisco, 94%, 94%

Alphabet, 60%, 59%

Oracle, 90%, 87%

Source: Moody's Investors Service

* as of 2015

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Good to see my investments are cash rich.

 

[PoppaJ]

I'm hidding $17.51 in untaxed loose change in a jar on top of my fridge.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I almost always take a penny from the cup at Tom Thumb, and never leave one.